Mexican street taco 

Similar to a rusty trombone, but with diarrhea. In some locales, hot sauce is serves on the side. Pics costs extra

I wanted a rusty trombone but had chipotle that night, and had I settle for a Mexican street taco

Mexican street taco by Herecomesboot August 5, 2017

mexican blow torch 

when you get any kind of alcohol on a cotten swab and put it on the tip of his dick then light it on fire then you give him head

light it up then suck it off a mexican blow torch is awsome

mexican blow torch by sylviav June 23, 2006

Mexican fly trap 

While you're on Spring Break in Mexico you pick a girl up, bang her, and jizz on her face. The girl wipes her face off, but misses a gobb of jizz on her eye lashes. She falls asleep and awakes the next morning unable to open her eyes due to the jizz becoming sticky and hardening overnight.

Hey, that girl is stumbling around with her eyes shut. She must be a victim of the Mexican fly trap.

Mexican fly trap by Big D. Tampa March 21, 2011

mexican flat tire 

A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.

- John: During the football game, Derek totally gave me mexican flat tire!

mexican flat tire by ionix January 23, 2014

Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome

The almost universal condition that Mexican women suffer from. Characterized by one or more teeth that has "wandered" from it's intended position in the women's mouth. Abbreviation: M.W.T.S.

She's pretty hot but she's got Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome.

Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome by chammy the Mexican shammy July 15, 2014

Mexican fruit tart 

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.

" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"

Mexican fruit tart by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016

mexican call tree 

A woman who get's so many texts for hookups that you're always third-or-fourth in line for a hookup.

You guys hook up last night?
Nah, that bitch is a mexican call tree, I fell asleep waiting.

mexican call tree by Tronald Drumpf May 9, 2017