Cowboy Method

A method of birth control that involves taking your gun out of the holster and shooting it. Another term for skeeting.

She won't get pregnant. I used the cowboy method.

by Fuhrball2 November 2, 2008

Catholic Method

The preferred Catholic approved birth control.
The method of withdrawal satisfies the criteria for natural birth control.

aka Pulling out

Craig that chic says she thinks shes pregnant, How could that be?

Dude, there is no way, I used the Catholic Method and skeeted all over her.

by mahtalghanim January 4, 2011

the hoop method

a new form of contraception, similar to the rythm method which consists of the woman inserting a finger into the mans anus (hoop) unexpectedly to get him to "pull out" a highly hillarious (for the girl) method of ensuring the non making of babies

haha i used the hoop method last night and *insert boyfriends name here* freaked his beans and went mental, hey i was finished, job done!

by thehoopchick October 26, 2010

Bar Model Method

Singapore’s beloved or narcotized visualization problem-solving strategy that allows word problems set in upper grades to be solved without algebra in lower grades, by using part-whole or comparison models in the form of bars or rectangles.

The bar model method is so addictive that an unhealthy number of Singapore math students in middle school, who are expected to use algebra to solve challenging math questions, couldn’t be weaned from it.

by MathPlus November 25, 2020

The Turkey Baster Method

A non-sexual method to get pregnant. You first jizz in a turkey baster, then find a REALLY ugly ass girl who wants a kid but is too ugly to just even kiss, then you shove the turkey baster into the girls vagina and squeeze.

Guy #1; Yo that girl mad ugly, but I need a son but I dont wanna fuck dat.

Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!

by bbnk April 22, 2011

mystery method

A method used to seduce women. Uses a tightly scripted, linear sequence when interacting with a woman to get her to become attracted to you, prove herself to you, feel comfortable around you, and eventually sleep with you. Originated by Mystery, an LA-area magician. Primarily used by men with low self esteem or men who have very poor social skills, bordering on mentally retarded.

"Hey check it out, Billy the homeless man used the Mystery Method to hook up with Jessica, the beauty queen."

by recoveringPUA November 25, 2007

Lizard Method

Using a lizard-like, rapid flick o' the tongue to pleasure a vagina.

Austin used the the lizard method to no avail.

by kale hag February 26, 2015