An AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!! occurs when you Instant Message someone while your away message is up, and in turn, get their away message - spawning two battling rapid-fire style auto-responses. Your screen scrolls really fast, your heart races; and in the heat of the moment, you yell it loud: "AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!"
Mrwhale Jr (12:10:00): I'm drawing a giant taco
Auto response from Shower Tim (12:10:01): I'M NOT HERE!!
Auto response from Mrwhale Jr (12:10:02): Free Eyeball Washes!
Mrwhale Jr: (12:10:08): AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!!!
Auto response from Shower Tim (12:10:01): I'M NOT HERE!!
Auto response from Mrwhale Jr (12:10:02): Free Eyeball Washes!
Mrwhale Jr: (12:10:08): AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!!!
by Mr Whale Jr. May 15, 2006
Get the Away Message Battel! mug.A cell phone "text message" with the direct intent of creating a sexual thought for the recipient about the sender; Meant to flirt with the recipient in a way that cannot be expressed via a voice call.
These messages are typically short and leave lots to the imagination.
They range from a wink: " ;) " to a "i want to touch your..."
These messages are typically short and leave lots to the imagination.
They range from a wink: " ;) " to a "i want to touch your..."
by Naaadz June 25, 2006
Get the sext message mug.1.(verb) Establishing that one no longer wishes to pursue a relationship via text message.
2. (noun) tactics of a man who has no balls and does not deserve penetration.
3. (noun) tatic that will get you cussed out, your shit put on blast, and offical forfeiture of any of your muthafuckin shit left at your girlfreinds house.
2. (noun) tactics of a man who has no balls and does not deserve penetration.
3. (noun) tatic that will get you cussed out, your shit put on blast, and offical forfeiture of any of your muthafuckin shit left at your girlfreinds house.
Phone is buzzing
Girl: Its a text from my boo.
Face draws up in anger.
Girl: This bamma did not just break up with me via text message.
Freind: Dont be upset men like that do not deserve penetration and are losers anyway. Who in the hell text message Fuck him!
Girl: You are right, I guess he wont be needing these anymore(throws out boyfreinds stuff)
Freind: Text message breakups are the worst.
Girl: Its a text from my boo.
Face draws up in anger.
Girl: This bamma did not just break up with me via text message.
Freind: Dont be upset men like that do not deserve penetration and are losers anyway. Who in the hell text message Fuck him!
Girl: You are right, I guess he wont be needing these anymore(throws out boyfreinds stuff)
Freind: Text message breakups are the worst.
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(Status)Nate: Just added my photos of the ski trip!
(Comment)Sarah: Cool pics! Wish I could have gone!
(Comment)James: Hey Kevin! I haven't talked to you in awhile but it looks like you are having fun. I saw the pictures of your ski trip just now. Which resort did you end up going to? I remember the last time we went skiing and got fking drunk off of that Peach 20/20! What a blast. Good times, good times. Hey what are you doing this weekend? My girlfriend is going to be in town for the week, and wants to know if the three of us can go out to eat maybe? If you can, how about Friday sometime around 6:30-ish? Just let me know. Hey are you still going out with that Sarah chick? What a b%$ch! Don't invite her to come along this time k? Well I gotta to feed dog I'll catch you later. =P
(Comment)Sarah: WTF?! Don't Comment-Message if you are going to be a dick!
(Comment)Sarah: Cool pics! Wish I could have gone!
(Comment)James: Hey Kevin! I haven't talked to you in awhile but it looks like you are having fun. I saw the pictures of your ski trip just now. Which resort did you end up going to? I remember the last time we went skiing and got fking drunk off of that Peach 20/20! What a blast. Good times, good times. Hey what are you doing this weekend? My girlfriend is going to be in town for the week, and wants to know if the three of us can go out to eat maybe? If you can, how about Friday sometime around 6:30-ish? Just let me know. Hey are you still going out with that Sarah chick? What a b%$ch! Don't invite her to come along this time k? Well I gotta to feed dog I'll catch you later. =P
(Comment)Sarah: WTF?! Don't Comment-Message if you are going to be a dick!
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