Muppets

Middle-aged Under-achieved Pathetic People expecting Too much Support.

What becomes of a Yuppie.

Me, and the City of London, bunch of bloody muppets...

...guess we had it coming to us, still - someone else will pay.

by Chas445 February 12, 2009

Muppet

Someone who is soft, as in they cant fight.

some guy comes upto you in the street acting all ghetto, like hes about to beat you up. you say: come on then lets fight, and he backs down and runs away. hes a muppet

by stevie steez October 25, 2003

muppet

weird little puppet things on sesame street and other little children's shows

big bird: hi kids today's weather is joint
cookie monster: big bird, thats not weather
Big bird: okay then today's letter is acne
Cookie monster: big bird, that a word not a letter
Big Bird: okay today's letter is 3
Cookie Monster: big bird thats a number not a letter
Big bird: no, but its the number of joints i smoked today

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Muppet

Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet but man, hahaha...ahh...so to answer your question, I don't know.

by TightFade April 9, 2003

muppetfecker

One who fecks muppets.

Jim Henson

by Muppet lover April 11, 2003

Muppet'ed

Being so fucked up, you feel like a fucking muppet.

"How was that gravity bong hit?" "...holy shit i'm muppet'ed"

by zjob September 28, 2011

muppet fart

A muppet fart is the result of an air pocket inside a woman's vagina being pushed out violently during sexual intercourse.

Last night Lisa and I were having sex and she let out the loudest muppet fart I've ever heard.

Eat a dick ya muppet fart.

by Muppet Fart June 27, 2016