Maybe Promise

The type of promise that comes from politicians or anybody on the the internet. Its a promise that has about a 50/50 chance of becoming true, usually when the promiser either will only complete their promise if they feel like it later, or when they are secretly hoping that the person/people they are promising will forget about the promise. Maybe Promises most commonly come from YouTubers, Redditors, or people named Casey. The chances of them completing the promise usually increase dramatically once the person/people they promised have the balls to pressure them, after they come to the realization that they are experiencing a Maybe Promise.

Annoying Minecraft YouTuber: GUYS IF THIS VIDEO REACHES 10K LIKES I PROMISE I WILL LIVESTREAM ME BEATING MINECRAFT ON HARDCORE MODE!!1!

Little Brother: yo big bro this youtuber said hell beat minecraft on hardcore mode

Big Brother: dont get your hopes up its just a maybe promise

by GreaseyFun June 7, 2023

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Maybe I should get Tattoos

Maybe I should get Tattoos. Particularly on my arms.

Everybody seems to be doing this these days. I just want to look cool.

(UD Jews, talkin to you guys..again.)

Maybe I should get Tattoos

by Death Menace June 21, 2023

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maybe 3 people

A common phrase used to sarcastically refer to a small cohort of people for which one has a fondness, closeness, or endearment towards. The phrase intends to convey the smallness of the aforementioned group - the "3" is superfluous and really just there for comedic effect.

I love my cat, and maybe 3 people.

by thexiris August 14, 2024

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