Max

Max is a person known as a unshaped blob of fat plus a virgin too. He tries so hard to accomplish things in his life time but never succeeds, the only thing he’s successful in is eating 6 pounds a food every day and masturbate to girls or guys he wishes he had.

Damn max why you so fat ?

by John tepu June 17, 2020

Max

Can never decide which girl he's going for. He especially likes Ellie's and any girl beginning with c..

That kid is such a max

by Evenett jones September 16, 2016

Max

Max is so awesome. He likes BOYS and GIRLS and ANIME WOLF BOYS! Did i mention he’s so hot and funny?!?!?!

Guy 1: Is that Max?

Guy 2: WOAH! I thought that was a god for a second!!!!

or

Max: I WANT ANIME boobs! (or peepee) (i don’t mind)

by kooptitz October 10, 2020

Max

big ass

Wow you definitely are a max!

by Bossandswag March 28, 2015

Max

A little hoe ass piece of shit that no one fucking cares about he can suck his own little disgusting chode and plz tell him to buy some proactive,kisses 💋

"Max is a dumb ass piece of shit I can't believe your friends with him"

by Bossassbitch876 July 25, 2016

Max

A boy willing to suck any penis. Even his own

"Would you suck ur own dick?"
"YES, I already have!" - Max

by MAXIMUSLORDINGTON22 March 28, 2015

Max

Max is Possibly the worst boyfriend ever. Simple as that.

Eww Max. Don't go out with him he's terrible at making out and he's ugly.

by ohyeahit'semilyshescool July 30, 2008