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Math

A subject used by teachers to torture their students mid day for no reason other than because its just fun for them to watch us struggle.
Guy: Dude I got so much math homework that I almost didn't have enough time to masturbate last night!
Mom: Why the fuck are you telling me this Jacob?
by xXx_PussySlayerCoolGuy69_xXx September 15, 2019
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Math

The only subject stopping you from your hopes and dreams, And the best torture device for middle schoolers.
"Math is fundamental for getting a good career!" : The Math Teacher
Also the Math Teacher: I hate this job that I only get minimum wage.
by Atomic_RC June 7, 2021
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Math... so #@$%ing stupid I bet u would go suicidal not getting anything right.
2+2. Um ah 2+2=22. Nope. NEXT. Noooooo
I hate math!
by Philadelphia179 January 31, 2019
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I hate math
by BRO AMAZING September 3, 2016
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Math

M-mental
A-abuse
T-to
H-humanz
Math......EW
by Jesus_Holy_Water_Bible August 5, 2020
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Math

MATH IS MATH
I DO A MATH
by wddfjhf September 4, 2019
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The leading cause of suicide among many individuals in the developing world.

I myself had spent countless of hours of the night thinking of times in life when the cosine rule or standard deviation will come in useful to me and do you know what it's fucking useless!

Maths is basically the bully victim and the person everyone hates in secondary school because they think they are so important
Maths - shut up English, your just about peoms and shite

English - at least I'm fucking useful and English speakers talk my language everything fucking day ya fuckin shite bag
by Forename Surname October 2, 2017
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