masturbate

throwing the javelin

alan threw the javelin several times during the PE lesson

by Thomas Edward Ivens May 3, 2003

masturbateur

A person who gets off on themselves in an obnoxiously haughty manner. The classic snotty judgmental prick who will inevitably be sitting at home alone masturbating because they have alienated lovers and friends alike with their arrogant personality.

Miguel said he didn't invite me to his art opening because it's only for "real art aficionados." What a fuckin masturbateur.

by samkohn May 23, 2013

Masturdated

To take care of ones self (emotionally & socially) by doing things alone. Taking yourself on a date.

All of my friends were busy with their day, so I masturdated with a shopping spree and a movie

by AugustLeo81 September 10, 2014

Masturape

Pretty much master + rape = masturape. When a servant,maid or slave pretty much anyone who has a master rapes there master ;3

John:hey dude did you see what that servant did to his/her master
Coral: yeah he/she did some extreme masturape

Master: hey...
Servant:yeah what is it:3
Master:I can't believe you masturaped me yesterday..
Servant:but I wuv you :3

by Yagmi :3 August 3, 2017

masturbate

what you do to pleasure your self

masturbate

by Samuels mor November 25, 2019

Masturbate FUCKER

1. To touch your gay's dick!

2. You do it when you are fucking with your gay's penis (like licking his big fuckin' dick) or watching some fucking porn with a man sticking his penis out on top of the Two World Trade Centre in New Yolk City.

1. My fucking gay: Am I masturbating?

Me: Shut your fuck mouth or I'll EAT YOUR DICK! Masturbate Fucker!

2. Let's just Masturbate FUCKER around in this stupid mall!

by I'll eat you March 29, 2021

e-masculating

1. The act of treating everyone you interact with on the internet is a male.
2. Assuming that everyone on the internet is male.

E-masculating has kept me from accidentally agreeing to hook up with strangers from the internet as they are probably all guys.

by Telemonian May 30, 2018