Manage the Unit

Jerking Off, Choking the Chicken, Masterbating, Whacking Off, Pleasing One's Self, Fingering the Gonads, Etc.

Damn, that chick is Hot! I gotta remember her so I can manage my unit to her later.

by Garrett Rift September 8, 2005

management tape

(Noun) Tape that is two-faced.

It is all "fixed", they used management tape to repair it.

by Cock Holster August 29, 2006

Mangagement

When Two Completely Heterosexual Males Wear Rings On Their Ring Finger, Symbolising Their Male Bonds. There Is No Sexual Or Romantic Connotations, Only The Evidence Of A Manly Connection.

Guy1: Adam And Angus Wear Rings. The Homos.
Guy2: They Arent Homo, They Have a Mangagement!

by AdamskiAnnihalation February 13, 2009

Manpage

When a woman goes on several dates in a short period of time with various men. Like going on a rampage of men. Usually done in order to distract one's self from being single for a long period of time or after a nasty breakup.

Sara- Hey Char do you want to do something this week?

Char- No I'm sorry I can't, I've been single for so long that I've decided to go on a Manpage.

by Chuckstersled11 August 25, 2010

Management Guru

Someone who earns large amounts of money by repeating catchphrases, ambiguous one-liners, portmanteaus, oxymorons, contrived acronyms, and buzzwords mostly coined by someone else, in front of a large number of intellectually illiterate and ambitious wannabes, who stick to a suit even in tropical climes as if their life depended on it. In other words, a management guru is a failed stand-up comedian without a heart.

There comes the management guru; lame, unfunny, and a total stereotype.

by creativevoyeur April 22, 2012

Lillypad Management

Managment style that involves jumping from issue to issue constantly, never staying long enough to actually fix any issue. Similar to "putting out fires" and "drive by management"

Drone1: "How's work today man?"
Drone2: "Crappy, I can't seen to get the yellow stripes straight in the parking lot, they keep smearing"
Drone1: "Stripes? Yesterday you were working on new security code feature for the server what happened to that?"
Drone2: "Boss got his beamer dented in the lot and Lillypad Management is what happened"
Drone1: "Ribbit dude!"

by TedDeadMan January 25, 2013

Game manager

A mediocre NFL quarterback that lets the game come to him, simply managing it rather than making things happen.

John Stocco isn't a superstar...just a game manager.

by stratman42 October 4, 2012