mushroom Tattoo 

After acheiving climax by receiving oral sex the man pulls out his semi-flacid penis from her mouth and slaps it around her face. Leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.

Marlene give me a great blow job last night. When she finished swallowing I pulled it out and gave her a mushroom tattoo on the side of her face. You can still see it this morning

mushroom Tattoo by J..C..2 March 1, 2009

mushroom dick 

this is an circumcised penis

I'm so glad I have a mushroom dick because I never have to worry about getting a bad case of dick cheese.

mushroom dick by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005

MUSHROOM NUGGLIN 

To rub your penis on a females clitoris.

"That ho was all hot while I was mushroom nugglin."

MUSHROOM NUGGLIN by Michael Paterson January 1, 2007

mushroom eye 

When a man hits a person in the eye with his penis to the point it leaves a black eye.

Jared hit marissa with his penis and gave her a black eye...

mushroom eye by Jared June 17, 2005

mushroom stamping 

The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.

"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".

mushroom stamping by LinzMarie79 July 8, 2010

mushroom bomb 

the woman's vagina is so small that when the male impales the vagina with his man-rod he blows a load and it can't go anywhere so his head expands to 3 times its size and her clit pops off.

(nikki made tom mushroom bomb and lost her clit for good)

mushroom bomb by kyles vag licker January 2, 2008

Mushroom Bump 

To take a moderate dose of cocaine ("bump") off the head of an erect penis ("mushroom").

Tom: Dude, you see that guys' boner?
PJ: No, Tom give up the dream
Tom: Imma go over to him and ask to give him a mushroom bump
PJ: what's a mushroom bump?
Tom: it's where you take a bump of cocaine off the head of another man's boner!
PJ: ...

Mushroom Bump by Teamosabe May 23, 2010