scene mullet

Usually worn by girls, has long straight extensions underneath, with fringed bangs on top. Many are plain black, but can also be completely multi-colored.

Scene girl 1: I just died my hair, like, 12 rad different colors! I look SO sexy!

Scene girl 2: Yeah, well I just got a scene mullet

by Schuyler VanAllen January 18, 2008

she mullet

A mullet on a woman. Found primarily in trailer parks and Wal Marts. Specimens are known to breed young mullet bearers (see also mullet farmer) and are commonly found toothless and shoeless. Also known as the Tennessee Tophat, Mississippi Waterfall, Business in Front Party in Rear, etc...

Many redneck women like to rock a she mullet.

by inane February 26, 2005

cut the mullet

Words of advice directed towards someone who possesses a mullet, made popular by legendary musician Wesley Willis.

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you are sick of looking like an asshole. Cut the mullet!

by TheRabidRhino November 30, 2003

pube mullet

Slater from Saved by teh bell has one.. Head hair that relembles hair from your nether regions.. in mullet form.

Dude, Yolanda's pube mullet is OFF DA HOOK!!!

Ew, pube mullets are so hidious.

by Lisa January 25, 2005

fashion mullet

A mullet that is grown with the intent of being trendy, or fashionable.

...and as the sun shone down onto his gleaming fashion mullet through the t-tops on his camaro, he realized that all was right in the world, and proceeded to goodwill to find a Journey t-shirt.

by JenThe80'sFan May 27, 2004

mullet juice

The ringing out of your sweat from your bandanna into the drinking water bucket.

Hey! This water tastes like mullet juice. Did you ring out your sweaty mullet rag in it?

by Tennessee Pelt June 29, 2010

Halo Mullet

a person with a traditional mullet, but fails to come to grips with the fact that they have a 8 inch diameter bald spot on the upper posterior portion of their dome.

Fred: damn, Chuck has had that same hairstyle since high school.
Ralph: I know, well he's so close to retirement, he might as well keep it.
Fred: yeah, but isn't he embarassed by that big bald spot on the back.
Ralph: oh, the halo? no, that's a part of the halo mullet.
Fred: yeah, Chuck has always been a great innovator.

by BILL FROM HAYWARD November 19, 2006