The Swedish Moris Dance

This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.

Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.

by Justice Crime February 4, 2007

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Moris

Moris - (Noun) - Your drunken evil twin.
Moris - (Verb) - The action of getting violently drunk.

Wow dude, I was morised out of my mind last night!

by Pseudonym1095 September 24, 2010

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Moridani

(noun) race of reptilian Centaurs, known for their treachery, enthusiasm for warfare and casual attitude to the truth. There are only twenty-three of them left.

"Why are the provinces in open revolt?"

"We saw a Moridani out there a few days ago, stirring things up."

"Oh, crap."

by nikolai November 23, 2003

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MORITLBIMRDCALH

My Only Response Is To Lean Back In My Reclining Desk Chair And Laugh Heartily.

Dude, when I saw that video on youtube, MORITLBIMRDCALH!

by Vatti September 26, 2010

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Moricle

A drug related miracle; cases of being unable to procure more drugs and the situation is resolved.

Ex. 1:

Joe: "Dude I just had a moricle. I've been dry on bud for a week and Jeff came through for me."

Bob: "Word."

Ex. 2:

Joe: "Man I need some molly, I've been trying to score all day, I got a party to go to and I'm bringing some trim..."

Jeff: "Yea, I got you."

Joe: "Word, you're my moricle, dude."

by Merkyrie September 28, 2012

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