Midnight Harry

Getting a super awesome handy from someone with very hairy and ape-like knuckles. This has been known to cause immediate release from the softness of the knuckle hair.

I met John last night, and after a few tequila shots, he gave me a Midnight Harry in the bathroom style. Slept like a baby that night.

by ChickenPho October 13, 2019

midnight Lila

Midnight Lila is a term referring to the Lila you attempt to interact with after around 11 o'clock at night. Midnight Lila is prone to insulting you in ways that daytime Lila had never even considered...and, therefore, is much more interesting.

"You're talking to midnight Lila. What did you expect?"

by Kristoff Bjorgman July 23, 2020

Midnight Mariachi

The sound of distant but still audible mariachi music usually experienced late at night. The thumping of the tuba penetrates your home even when the windows are closed. There is no escape.
Maybe someone's having a party. Maybe someone's blasting it out of the their parked car because they're an asshole. It is unmistakable, you are experiencing Midnight Mariachi.

Did you hear that Midnight Mariachi last night? It kept me up until 3 AM.

by Tawdry Audrey March 8, 2021

Midnight DJ

Another term for female masturbation, with it's name based off of the hand movements of a DJ spinning records and both usually occur late at night, hence midnight dj.

Becky: well since Tom is going drinking with the boys tonight, looks like I'll just be with the midnight dj then.

*Sighs*

by Sadprotienshake November 28, 2020

midnight wormhole

when your dog in the background making erodic noises wile you stick 3 metal or steel bars up your anus in the midnight

bro u lowkey tryna get a midnight wormhole

by ughhhhh February 20, 2018

Midnight Creeper

A poo you take in the middle of the night

I had a midnight creeper around 4am

by Museumslacks March 26, 2022

midnight nuggets

The red, scratched-up leftovers of a mans nutsack after an extreme session of scratching said nutsack. its usually raw and sensitive to any and all outside contact.

Man 1: "Hey Todd, any idea why Marks walking funny"
Man 2: "Hey Jeff, yeah, Marks got midnight nuggets"

by TheBallsOnFire November 29, 2017