maximus

" if you ever meet a boy name maximus jest know that hes ugly but funny never licens and has a small penis

friend_ hey theres maximus
you_ i heard he has a small dick

by mybutcheackgiglewhenifart June 8, 2020

Momicus Maximus

An ancient spell in Harry Potter that was invented my Dumbledore. Try it to find out what it does. :}

"Momicus Maximus," screamed Harry Potter.

by anonymous November 5, 2020

Cagaronni Maximus

When you pile all the black children in the world on a stack of hay and you take a huge dump on them from the eiffel tower.

-That dude is legendary
-Why?
-HE DID A CAGARONNI MAXIMUS!!
-WHAT??

by Xana gurl October 9, 2017

Derponious Maximus

A person or thing of Hellenic or Greek origin doing dumb shit or being the dumb shit to an extreme degree.

Wow, look at Greece's derponious maximus economy curve!

by anonymous July 29, 2021

Maximus Bottomus

Slang for big butt head.

She / He has a Maximus Bottomus

by Sugnar August 12, 2021

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea

Optimal form of rule solves problems for all communities.

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
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by SirSimon July 2, 2021

Jummius Maximus

Used to describe a massive wager on a sporting event. A big wager.

The two guys at the bar went Jummius Maximus against the Patriots week 1. What a bunch of morons.

I went Jummius Maximus on Virginia Tech yesterday. God my bank account is suffering.

by Ernesto3 September 12, 2012