Lizard

A lizard is a person of the bisexual orientation. Lizards differentiate greatly from their fellow humans, the Kitty, the Goat, and the Ram. Some lizards will transform into kitties or goat/rams at some point in their lives.

Susan: Oh no...I really liked it when Mary was eating my vagina.

Paul: Well thats cool...that means you can still have sex with me and you can also have sex with Mary. You're the perfect little Lizard!

by Masterpp4u January 2, 2006

Based Lizard

When you're being so based and or something is so based its inhuman

He showed his friend his rock collection and his friend responded "Based lizard"
A girl farting at a destroy lonely concert

by WalterSoprano March 4, 2023

penthouse lizard

High end lot lizard.

She isn't a cheap prostitute like the rest of the lot lizards; she's a penthouse lizard.

by Tibby504 November 17, 2017

Love Lizards

Love Lizards is a Rhythm Heaven Minigame. You play as a yellow ||Güiro Lizard||, your partner is a green, smaller Güiro Lizard. You must be in sync with your partner, while your partner shakes their tail, you scratch your back, but don’t do this randomly! You only do so after you both stomp your feet in a pattern.

“Mike! I just perfected Love Lizards!”
“Shut up, I’m playing Glee Club.”

by I Write Random Explanations June 18, 2021

larry the lizard

A person with a nice beard, who looks like a lizard, he's got the crusty skin, and got bushes under his pits.

Larry the lizard is a gingerbread man

by LarryTheLizard March 28, 2015

Lizard Smidgen

When you use the tip of your tongue to taste something in quick succession.

During the act of thunder grundle, I accidentally lizard smidgened her thunder grundle.

by Zoskian May 14, 2018

olivier lizard

olivier lizard is normally a gay person (gay means happy) who is hated by everyone and is an orphan

“don’t be such an olivier lizard” they exclaimed

by thetruediscordkittenowo April 30, 2022