Lizard

A lizard is a person of the bisexual orientation. Lizards differentiate greatly from their fellow humans, the Kitty, the Goat, and the Ram. Some lizards will transform into kitties or goat/rams at some point in their lives.

Susan: Oh no...I really liked it when Mary was eating my vagina.

Paul: Well thats cool...that means you can still have sex with me and you can also have sex with Mary. You're the perfect little Lizard!

by Masterpp4u January 2, 2006

larry the lizard

A person with a nice beard, who looks like a lizard, he's got the crusty skin, and got bushes under his pits.

Larry the lizard is a gingerbread man

by LarryTheLizard March 28, 2015

Lizard Kissing

When two people in public engage in open mouth, tongue jutting kisses, usually with eyes open.

Gross, look Michael. I think those two in the booth are lizard kissing.

by Likey August 6, 2011

The Fancy Lizard

hes gay... and a furry..

The Fancy lizard is gay.

by BURRLT01 March 18, 2023

lizard-shit

Describes the worse of times, rock bottom

Person 1: Your girlfriend is cheating on you with your dad
Person 2: Lizard-shit!

by lilywilliams059 April 21, 2016

stroke the lizard

Jamaican phrase for smoking a joint.

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park

by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009

Lizard Smidgen

When you use the tip of your tongue to taste something in quick succession.

During the act of thunder grundle, I accidentally lizard smidgened her thunder grundle.

by Zoskian May 14, 2018