Linkin Log

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time

Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!

by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020

rusty lining

The opposite of a silver lining. It's finding the bad in a good situation.

Person: I'm so happy man. I got an A+ on the math test!
Person's Friend: Only cuz you cheated
Person: Man, why do you always look for the rusty lining?
Person's Friend: Because it's true

by 1 2 X U November 7, 2015

Archer Linning

Kid with a fuckin huge nose, like seriously it’s fuckin huge

Person 1: hey have u seen archer Linning today
Person 2: yeah his nose is almost as long as JazzatheChampasaurus dick

by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019

Every downfall has a silver lining

(Georgia Middleton) use this quote when you are going through a rough patch :)

"Hey! I'm upset." Said Jess
"Don't worry! Every downfall has a silver lining." Said Georgia.

by GMLD June 14, 2018

Linking

Similar to a meat train, linking is a sexual act where a minimum of 6 men stand in a line and perform anal on one another.

"Me, Dickie & Brownie went linking with a few lads in The Three Magnets after work"

by beefcurtainadmirer November 7, 2018

White Lining

Masturbating while operating a vehicle causing you to touch the white lines on the road.

Tom: "I was white lining it all the way to her house man."
Craig: "That's gross!"

by dunkernoodle July 22, 2010

linfinite

The only way to describe something so crazy and extreme that it goes beyond anything ever. Like ever. Period.

This applies especially to extreme acts of attachment.

This word is derived from the word 'Linda', which is a descriptive term for crazy ass shit especially involving girls.

Infinity may go on forever, but it's nothing compared to linfinity.

That girl called me so many times, it was like linfinite.

This one girl I knew, Linda, man she was so crazy it was like linfinite.

by Linda SMASH June 11, 2008