Horny Nigga Laundry Basket

A very rude but interesting idiom to describe a black skin tone person who's always sexually excited and has a yee yee ass haircut, which normally he's American and have a pair of AirPods.

In my opinion, he's a horny nigga laundry basket.

by darth yourmom August 9, 2021

Laundry Basket

call your friend this when a substitute teacher asks their name. trust me.

his name is laundry basket but likes being called LB

by Dusty_Bath June 5, 2021

dumb laundry

dumb laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈdəm ˈlȯn-drē): laundry lacking intelligence : STUPID. //

“I want to wash my clothes but the DUMB LAUNDRY machines are either broken, occupied, or too old to even function anymore.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021

smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021

Tokyo laundry

The end result following a Flag of Japan.

Jake was a great guest, but the flag of Japan incident did leave us with a load of Tokyo Laundry.

by Brie Eater August 6, 2022

laundry wood

when you do laundry in the morning naked and get an erection

“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”

by cosmicdreams August 10, 2022

Drop the Laundry

A muffled fart that sounds like someone dropped a pile of laundry on the bed.

Stehanie, it stinks! Did you drop the laundry?

by Portiff Digrissim October 7, 2022