larry taylor

The baddest man that has ever step foot on this great planet. He is everything that is great in this world. The only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a stare down.

Larry Taylor once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Larry roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Larry Taylor.

Larry Taylor does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

by CHECK VALVE NIGHT CREW December 15, 2010

ashy larry

a man of african american origin that does not use lotion, therefore having ashy white sking, looking like a crack head

man did you see crackhead
he looked like ashy larry

by breakfast October 29, 2006

Larry Bag

An incredibly small amount of marijuana, below .25 grams

"I just got a larry bag! 3 whole seeds!"

by Joe and Spencer April 18, 2008

Larry Fine

The Stooge in the middle. His frizzle-top haircut was frequently ripped from his skull by Moe. Usually stuck with lame dialogue like, "Hey, leave him alone" or "What happened here" or "We better scram." Frequently had the shit beat out of him for doing absolutely nothing. He couldn't have stood more than 4' 4' and frequently looked as if he was smelling something bad, probably Shemp's filthy hair or Curly's wet beer farts.

"Larry fine? No, he's dead like the rest of the Stooges."

by creedmoor May 19, 2006

larry stylinson

A real and proven relationship between two members of one direction. If you don't believe they are dating I hate to break it to you but you are ignorant and homophobic. I don't make the rules, I just play by them. There is so much proof online for you to look into and come to the decision that the only reasonable conclusion is that the have an unconditional love for each other.

larry stylinson is real as fuck

by alarryshipper October 1, 2020

larry stylingson

are you okay <3 i’ll pay for your therapy

do you like larry stylingson ?

by taryn__ May 15, 2021

Larry Stylinson

The love between Harry Edward Styles and Louis William Tomlinson.They are married and have been since September 28 2013.They are both also part of the well-known band,One Direction!Larry has been real since the beginning,but modest management has forced them to be/act straight.They even signed beards to them for publicity.The main beard for louis is Eleanor Calder while harry has had many different relationships to make him appear as a man whore(which he isn't).LARRY IS 4EVER!Nothing can stop them from loving each other!

Zayn:(goes up to haz) You're beautiful!
Louis:Harold is mine!(while hitting zayn w/his shoe)
Harry:**Blushing**
This is just one event that happened irl to prove Larry Stylinson is REAL!

by Sophia Opal August 12, 2020