he lobby

1. the entrance to a man's asshole
2. the portal to a man's soul

"hey, why don't we try going through the front door?"
"fuck that! i'm going through the he lobby."

by rommelramsey February 14, 2010

Facebook Lobbyist

A Facebook friend who tries to influence election votes to sway to the candidate of their choice (and not necessarily yours) by posting endless political adds on the homepage wall of Facebook.

Every day I sign onto Facebook there's yet another posted ad or picture trying to sway me to vote for Romney (or Obama). My friends list seems to be full of Facebook Lobbyists!

by Mb59 October 18, 2012

Swedish labyrinth

Aka Ikea, the place where you can't find the exit, because there's too damn many people, and the layout is designed to empty your wallet/purse.

Jason: What are you up to this weekend?
Josh: My girlfriend and I are going to the Swedish labyrinth to look for a new armoire, or something to store our shit in.

by Ludditeright January 27, 2014

Versace lobby

In freestyle skiing, the Versace lobby immediately follows the part of the jump landing known as the Gucci plateau. It is essentially flat ground.

In pop culture, the Versace lobby is used to describe a state of extreme intoxication.

“Dude, that guy just went so big dude, he totally touched down in the Versace lobby! I’m surprised he actually landed that.”

“Yo my mans is in the lobby right now, he’s gonna have a rough afternoon.”

by Esquepaed March 24, 2019

Hobby Lobby

An American retail company. It owns a chain of arts and crafts stores with a volume of over $5 billion in 2018.1 The chain has 969 stores in 47 states. A Christian-owned company, it incorporates American conservative values and Christian media.

Hobby Lobby is the worst.

by SPrice1980 November 1, 2022

Enies Lobby

Enies Lobby is the pointless judicial island near Water 7. It housed CP9, an intelligence branch of the World Government in One Piece. The main character, Luffy, eventually beats the World Government AND the Marines to get out of Enies Lobby, eventually returning to Water 7.

P 1: "Enies Lobby is the best arc"
P 2: "Yes"

by bottom q June 1, 2023

Pulling a Libby

when someone greedily takes both lines that you have racked up

you want to do your line first, she's known for pulling a Libby

by MummyNick April 27, 2021