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Lactophogus

A small extra stomach that exists in all genders except the cis-male. It is located between the spleen and the appendix. It’s purpose is to allow the individual to order and consume desert when already stating, and believing, they were full.
Dad: “What do you mean you want the ice cream flight? You just said we ordered too much food.”
Daughter: “I told you before, I have an extra stomach made only for desert.”
Waitress: “That’s correct, it’s called a Lactophogus. I and all my daughters have one.”
by KSLeo December 12, 2023
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Lactophoriaictus

Getting jacked off by a girl while suckling on her titty and being held. In a shorter form as a nickname of the term you could use Lactus.
Lactus (or Lactophoriaictus) is one of my favorite hobbies.
by johngrank August 10, 2024
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Lapytopy

A place where boomers complain abt drugs and robots taking over
The fuckin lapytopy is about to exlode
by ..whr May 1, 2024
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Lapoopoo Stinkeye

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow while wiping your ass with their pillowcase.
I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on your pillow.
by Jsten83 September 6, 2025
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Lapoopoo Stinkeye

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow and then wiping your ass on their pillow case.
I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on my friends pillow.
by Jsten83 September 6, 2025
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handskey lapoopoo

when some time guy hothead also very famous Irish name of Hanskey Lapoopoo !
like-same-as lapu lapu in mobile legends for example
except think some kind of street philosopher from Hell name of Saw Yem Ark Nash Same as Domain Ruler of Neath
`man Lasagna kid downstairs` says ma. `watch nsa binary print shet to screen and keyboard all day` says ma
`i dunno` says ma. `this shet guy, shet head save bumshet guy with hands key lapoopoo` he says

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She hate Her new friend, hope to be Boyfriend, suddenly want two boyfriend, primitive ideology feminism want more cake than pasta, hm. No good, I say she want this, you sell her away with social currency to Asian guy she talk. Like a dog, so without much advice, enjoy your night, all of you. ~ Signed Politely, Handskey Lapoopoo sorry yeah, some Irish doo doo says me you not useful some clown have keyboard type shet on YouTube comment section sum day, all day.
Trust he stink like Lemma those math junky guy from Texas kindof, silly not understand the POWER OF THE GREAT HANDSKEY LAPOOPOO, okay enjoy and Asia too and Toronto Raptors Rainbow stunk at Subway terminal with Kali Linux variant backdoor, ya buy at Bestbuy flip phone okay mankey? Ya you too jasshole. Okay Swiss stinkynuts have door. You want me fix tech whiz think he Special Gritty Guy handskey lapoopoo? Um Begzos even touch his pooper yuck. #brainbows

She took the idea banana have power and intelligence, not healthy, good home, good parents, good moral and emotions balance. Instead she wont wogs of Handskey Lapoopoo He gonna leave find Healthy Wife and remove lockbox pullback for junk. Disgusting Austria Wem, okay? Apo-e-polynomic, unless you crazy, you leave Em alone to learn. Apo mean follows with lineage of Faith. E mean not a continuous function. Polynomic you know. Okay. Every shet in the bin not fun life. Go out some time, no more 2 hours usually, unless for work. Just 2 hours weekday and 30 minutes or tunnel pain hands and dmg mind. Ask Aw Ark Aav gift Spirit know, this half bum shet stinks.
by sinrlifemattrs November 14, 2025
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