hello kitty

the most badass thing on earth if presented in the right way. and if worn by a male will make them look like a fag but will also turn them into an instant scene chick magnet.

boy 1 "look at austin he has a girls hello kitty shirt wht a fag"
boy 2 "what do you mean the way hes rocking that shirt he looks like such a badass"
girl "omg he is so sexy in that shirt i want his number"
boy 1"..."

by g0ogl3 May 16, 2010

Kitty wampus

The state of an object being physically different or normal then expected, especially related to geometric alignment.

(1) Whoa dude, that truck ahead of us is going down the road like a crab. The rear axel is totally kitty wampus.

(2) The new door we hung is kitty wampus. The top corner isn't flush with the door jamb, and the door won't even close.

by The old kodger March 27, 2009

Fuck you kitty

Blaming anything gone wrong on your cat.

1: "Aww I dropped my keys... fuck you kitty!"
2: "We're out of milk? Fuck you kitty!"
3: "You're breaking up with me? Fuck you kitty!"

by Gamer2401 July 28, 2010

Kitty Huffing

breathing in the kitty hair deeply to get the full feline effect.

"Hey man let's go do some kitty huffing"

by lipsticksmearedsuicidepumps October 13, 2008

Shitty Kitty

Nickname for Food Lion, a chain of discount grocery stores in the Southeastern United States.

Let's roll over to the Shitty Kitty and see what's on sale.

Sure, I'm always down to pick up some grub at the Ghetto Cat.

by buttcheeksmalone March 26, 2013

meow meow kitty meow meow

A thing to say when a cat is very cute. Also something to sing out when someone is playing the guitar near a cute kitty.

Two baby lions are hidden in your basement. They are very cute. They play with plastic ducks. You open the door to the basement and say "meow meow kitty meow meow".

by sapling pirate October 15, 2008

city kitty

n. Trucker-speak for a local city cop. Same as a local yokel. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, county mounty, evel knievel.

I saw five city kitties today, behind on their quotas and watching me like a hawk.

by fizzle April 15, 2004