Kiss Crush

When you don't have a crush on someone but, you want to know what it's like to kiss them.

Girl 1: You definitely like him!

Girl 2: No I don't! It's just a kiss crush!

by Grace Olivia July 27, 2019

kissing lead

A euphemism for suicide by gun.
It was common for bullets to be made from lead in the old days, as well as inserting the gun barrel into the mouth to fire as a common suicide method, hence kissing lead.

Such a shame that a young man with his whole life ahead of him ended it in a dingy gas station by kissing lead.

by MadameTesla November 15, 2014

Geek kiss

When two people lean in for a passionate embrace and their spectacles clash making an adorable clinking sound

"Oh Kerry that was such a geek kiss" said Karl dissapointedly after bashing glasses with his wife!

by Samebluesky July 13, 2012

Kissing asphalt

To be dead, unconcious, or in any other state which would involve your face against the ground.

#1: "That kid is such a little bitch, I should kick his ass."
#2: "Don't bother, I already sent Brad after him. He's probably kissing asphalt by now."

by Mr. Booyah July 31, 2010

Viking Kisses

When two heterosexual men express their deep bromance by rubbing there awesome beards together.

After not seeing my good friend for along while we embraced and gave each other a big ol' Viking Kisses.

by valhalla30498 December 27, 2011

Sasquatch Kiss

When a person presses their hairy taint upon the forehead of a sleeping individual and gently farts... This will usually cause pink eye by leaving residue on the face.

Why does he have pink eye?" "I gave him a sasquatch kiss last night after he passed out.

by mexican hooka productions April 4, 2011

pocky kiss

Performed using one stick of the popular Japanese snack food, Pocky. One individual will insert one end of the Pocky stick into his or her mouth while the other person does the same with the other end. Both individuals will then begin to consume their ends of the Pocky stick, resulting in meeting at the center where both individuals will have a chocolate flavored kiss.

Sara and I had a Pocky kiss in the park earlier, I still have crumbs in my shirt from it.

by blueboat December 6, 2009