Kiddies

something that is small, soft, simple or easy

“My 6 leg multi just got up”
“How much was it paying”
“$4”
“Oh that’s kiddies”

by wassssupbaby July 11, 2021

Kiddies

something that is small, soft, simple or easy. Usually insulting when used towards a person.

“My 6 leg multi just got up”
“How much was it paying”
“$4”
“Oh that’s kiddies”

by wassssupbaby July 11, 2021

Kiddie Squisher

A giant pickup truck or SUV that’s so tall and heavy that most impacts, especially those involving children, will result in fatality. On a normal car, if it hits you, you can usually roll onto the hood and off the side because the top of the hood is 2 feet off the ground. A kiddie squisher is typically 5 feet off the ground, so that’s not an option, so your only option is to go forward and onto the ground, which is much more dangerous.

On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.

Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.

by Shepherd Guy September 2, 2022

Kiddy-Fiddling

The act of pedophilia.

"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"

by The Honorable Lord Razikof May 24, 2022

kiddie play

adjective; A drinker that can't handle their "hard" drinks, so they drink "alcoholic juice" (ex. margarita, champagne, wine)

Man 1: "Man, where is the wine at?
Man 2: "You don't want any of this Cîroc?
Man 3: "Nah man 2, he likes that kiddie play stuff."

by είμαι ωμόρος March 21, 2021

EAS Kiddie

A kid who's in the EAS Community and mainly copies off of other things. They also dickride making fake alerts for countries that don't exist.

eas kiddie: haha lol im gonna copy wxv24 and also make a fake alert for the united states of leo lololol
robin: bro what the fuck

by Adrmpa12 June 28, 2025

Kiddy Bomb

The act of filling a large balloon with semen and pushing it into her open vagina. And squeezing the end of the balloon releasing it into the vaginas, increasing the chance of pregnancy due to the large release of sperm. Hence kiddy bomb.

Yo me and Tyler actually going down to the store to buy some balloons to kiddy bomb later.

by BiggieChudTown69 January 12, 2026