Keyboard Cuddler

Office people who don't know how things work in the real world but it looks good on paper

So the parts they sent didn't fit the whole job is shit but the keyboard cuddlers said it will be fine

by CJDustyMiner September 25, 2015

keyboard turner

when someone uses W A S D to turn in the game world of warcraft.

u r such a keyboard turner u scrub

by saiwha March 4, 2009

Keyboard Coward

A keyboard coward is a type of Redditor that refuses to express their disagreements with posts, or comments within Reddit with their words. Instead, they would rather abuse the voting system within Reddit to mark their disagreement.

That user is a keyboard coward because they are incapable of forming their opinions into words. Instead this user uses down votes to show that they disagree with the OP.

by Nick Lotze March 25, 2016

pop on the keyboard

when you laugh so hard that you flail your arms around randomly, thereby spilling your pop all over your keyboard. Killing by dad ensues

Goddamnit i spilled pop on the keyboard now my dad is gonna fucking kill me

by Jon May 13, 2005

keyboard dyslexia

When someone cannot grasp spelling words correctly using a keyboard.
Common in scallys, chavs, geeks, lazy fucks, and small children.

Keyboard dyslexia:

Joshua says: *takes own lif*
(correction: *takes own life*)

Joshua says: u staerted the versoin
(correction: Have you started the version?)

Joshua says: am wareing pants nw
(correction: i am wearing pants now)

by KatehFlute August 2, 2007

Keyboard Warrior

It is when an angry white kid gets so work up that he has a angry mental breakdown and becomes very toxic. In other words, he is just a sore loser. These kids can be found in very popular games. The can be located in discord or other gaming social media.

I was playing around of Fortnite with this random kid that decided to play with. I asked him to go to the other team but he start swearing " BITCH WHY DON"T YOU!!!!". So I joined the other team . We play against each other, Clearly I'm better than him. He was so work up that he starts becoming toxic and starts making fun of my mom, cursing at me, and starts raging. I can hear him slamming his keyboard over the microphone. I don't want to be involve any more , some I left the chat. Then he left a message saying "YOU SUCK SHITS AND DICKS AT FORTNITE!!!!!!!!" I typed "No U". He then left the chat finally. That I know is a Keyboard Warrior.

by 1x1x1x1x1 October 22, 2019

keyboard courage

When someone who is shy in person becomes very friendly or outgoing on a social network such as Facebook.

Girl: Johnny finally asked me out by sending me a Facebook message.
Friend: Hmm...seems he had a case of keyboard courage.

by jessputput November 21, 2010