Kangaroo

Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.

National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023

Kangaroos

online slang for Aussies. Chiefly used in Cricket.

Kangaroos have won most number of world cup trophies so far. That's damn hurting!

by typical Indian October 11, 2023

Kangaroo

Informal; Northern Territory
Relationship that operates as it if legally or blood bound without actually being bound in either way.

eg. chosen family, marriage without paperwork

“yeah they’re married” “like legally?” “nah that’s his kangaroo wife”

“that’s my kangaroo cousin, so we’re not related by blood”

by mungaboy December 15, 2022

Kangaroo fight

When three vulva-bearing people stand in a semi-circle with their fingers out and a fourth jumps from person to person to person trying to get each finger in their vagina.

"My vagina is all scratched up from the last kangaroo fight. What a good time!"

by Jonathan the sheep December 29, 2022

Dizzy Kangaroo

This is when you spin her on your dick like a Beyblade and then stand up while she is still spinning. You then pick her up and start jumping and when she's about to puke you throw her onto the bed and jump on top of her. You then proceed to ejaculate onto her breasts while she pukes onto your dick.

Last night my girlfriend didn't make me any mack n cheese, so I made the bitch do a dizzy kangaroo

by BDB420 June 7, 2021

Kangaroo Smuggler

Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.

Last night I met a Kangaroo Smuggler

by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023

Kangaroo Telescope

- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.

- A powerful telescope.

I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!

by PurebloodSlytherinQueen February 9, 2023