Fart Knocker

A sexual position, the Fart Knocker is achieved when a man is engaging in breast coitus with a Woman but is facing the opposite direction so the man's anus is hovering above the Woman's face. While pumping the breasts, the Woman sticks out her tongue which brushes the man's anus as he humps her breasts.

I was just gonna titty fuck her but how often do you get to do the Fart Knocker with a chick that isn't a stripper?!

by DannyBoy152 May 11, 2011

fart knocker

A fartknocker is a person that is so lame they do not appreciate a good fart. They 'knock' or 'put down' the idea of farting and enjoying it; which makes them a total loser.

Dude you are such a stuck up fartknocker preppie!

by Potters Gentree May 13, 2005

Nard Knocker

Usually a club large in size to knock a guy in his nards enflicting much pain

Get that nard knocker away from me!

by woody April 29, 2004

Fart knocker

Someone who is being a jerk. They pick on people over and over again or do something rash and without thinking.

Or the original meaning, someone who farts often and announces it.

"Did that fart knocker just cut you off?"

"Your just a fart knocker. Stop picking on him!"

"Hey! I'm going to fart!"
"You fart knocker."

by Gavin Veasey January 15, 2009

Cock Knocker

An offensive term suggesting a male is Gay

Richard G is a Cock Knocker.

by S Littlewood October 25, 2008

cock knocker

When a chick grabs your dick and plays click clacks with your balls

my girlfriend is a cock knocker, when she was blowing me, she pulled my hard cock and my balls clanked together...

by cocker knocker December 1, 2003

root knocker

Slang term used by emergency services personnel (esp. in the southern U.S.) used to describe a particulary violent vehicular collision, typically with horrendous injuries &/or fatalities.

EMT #1: Last night's root knocker had two pinned in one car and a crispy critter in the other; we had to use the Jaws of Life to pry their drunk asses out. We cut Sir Crispie out later.

EMT#2: I heard. (pause) Where do you want to go for lunch? I suddenly have a hankerin' for Bar-B-Q.

by ET_Bill March 18, 2010