jumping jacks on the d

the phrase that made nicki minaj tell the commentor to get the fuck off of her phone

Do i do jumping jacks on the D? get off my… get the fuck off of my phone

by Condolences Jordan February 7, 2022

Mexican JumpingJack

When you do jumping jacks with your girl, or guy laying between your legs and you take a shit while doing them.

Chico decided he had to take a shit but also wanted to excercise. And sayra was having some mean cravings for some mexican chocolate! So chico decided a Mexican Jumpingjack would suit both of them.

by ChicoTheJumpingShitter June 28, 2010

bump jumpin

Continuous one night stands

Now that he's divorced he's bump jumpin from girl to girl

by brock-o-mom December 13, 2014

Roast jumping

When you roast someone and some other person tries to join in out of nowhere.

Joe ( to random person): boy... What are those

Roast jumper: Yah dude, what are those

Joe: I can't believe you are roast jumping me!

by Onisioniscuckish June 22, 2016

Clungee jumping

What the baby does if a woman gives birth standing up

Did you hear about mike? His baby went clungee jumping

by Megacrash February 10, 2017

squirrel jumping on a trampoline

When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

Jerry, I don't want to see your squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

by nrcraddo October 12, 2017

The jumping jesse

The act of jumping on a pogo stick nude while shitting.

Great...."The jumping Jesse" left stains on the rug.

by poon tube and the other hand. August 26, 2019