Dirty Jude

Dirty Jude has great dick and and knows how to fuck. You will eat his ass like Jesus at the Last Supper.

I ate Dirty Jude's ass last night.

by EatAssForJesus May 27, 2019

Hey Jude

One of the greatest songs ever written, a true classic by Lennon/McCartney and the Beatles. The beautiful begininning coupled with the fantastic end chorus is a stunning reminder of why the Beatles are so fondly remembered

"Remember, to let her into your heart, then you can start, to make it better" - The Beatles
"Na, na na, na na na na, na na na na, Hey Jude" - everyone

by I Love Horses July 19, 2005

judgy-wudgy

A person who is judgmental.

Used to describe someone who is being judgmental.

Judgy-wudgy was a bear.
Judgy-wudgy had no hair.
Judgy-wudgy wasn't very fuzzy.
Was he?

Stop being so judgy-wudgy.

You're so judgy-wudgy.

by theyinseeeesters October 7, 2009

St. Jude

Named after Jude, the patron saint of lost causes. St. Jude's is a Children's Research Hospital for children with terminal illnesses. The hospital rehabilitates children without any cost to them and has saved many lives.

"We took him to st. jude's and now he's in remission"
"Thankfully it didn't cost a thing."

by Jude A April 6, 2008

Judie

A beautiful wonderful caring smart woman, very sexy hot and desirable woman, and fun in every way.

I want a Judie.

by jackofalltrades4u October 14, 2011

Judger

One who continuously invokes criticisms and/or true statements toward all others around them, with the continuous pursuit of attaining the premier, elitist, victorious, and ass-kicking status of a true judger, who is by the way, so much better than everyone else. Judgers exhibit inherent behaviors by ramming self-confidence and unfortunate-looking or unfortunate sounding victims into the ground. The judger may strike at any time, place, and/or dream. Judgers may laugh, sneer, and/or point and cackle at you in person, over the phone, or via social networking devices, especially if you're eating tofu. The judger does not discriminate in any way, shape, or form in his or her judgment against any person, animal, spirit, or little green man. Judgers' common victims may include: pimply-faced teenagers, hippies, hipsters, fugly people, preppies, farmers, emotional train wrecks, bros, foes, hoes, and your great-aunt Sally. Cross-category judging may occur if a judgee elects to do so, and thus becomes a judger. No one judges the judger.

Some people call me the judger... I just tell the truth.

by Slappin1 January 8, 2009

judgy eyes

A look of judgment or contempt that one gives without saying a word. Instead, their eyes speak volumes.

Girl 1: Do you think this dress is too revealing?
Girl 2: No, you look fine. (as she looks Girl 1 up and down in a scrutinizing manner)
Girl 1: Then why are you looking at me with those judgy eyes?
Girl 2: Oh, it's just because you're a bitch.

by fmrmnquin September 6, 2016