Jude is a silly goober who is kind of GAY. he is GAY with a touch of GAY. he has such an ugly face and he has the adolf haircut. he sometimes says the most out of place things and is an absolute rubix cube enjoyer. (i think he does more than SOLVE the rubix cubes). he tells me about how he has let some random people sleep the night in his house and then they reported him for kidnapping. he has spent like 10000$ on swords and midevil armour. theres somthing wring with JUDE but hes ok. he also has a 1 millimeter :)
Jude is GAY
by Marachino Cherry November 21, 2023
Jude is the best person ever
by Judegoescrazyy November 23, 2023
The hottest dude in town, his favorite number is 33 and he loves fishing. He's a player of football and girls.
by BADDIE W/ A FATTY February 11, 2022
Jude is a hot man that is bisexual. he has a ginormous penis that is good to suck on when you are sad. he loves to fuck both genders hard but he fucks women harder because he likes it more. if you get really lucky and he says he wants to have sex with you, he will always go rub his penis in the bathroom to get it hard first. but when he finally has sex with you, it is worth the wait.
girl: come on Jude, get in here and fuck me already!
Jude: gimme a sec! I am a Jude, so it takes me a minute to get ready.
Jude: gimme a sec! I am a Jude, so it takes me a minute to get ready.
by I'mabun,I'mabun,I'mtasty March 16, 2023
jude is a very sexy, short, hot, and is probably the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. Don’t let this guy leave your life because he will make you regret it by slapping the biggest cock you will ever see onto your face (it’s his cock)
aside from his funny appearance, he is super sexy and short. very sexy.
aside from his funny appearance, he is super sexy and short. very sexy.
girl 1: “there’s this super sexy short guy in my class!”
girl 2: “oh he must be a jude!”
girl 1: “ yeah how did you know that?”
girl 2: “every short sexy guy is named jude!”
girl 2: “oh he must be a jude!”
girl 1: “ yeah how did you know that?”
girl 2: “every short sexy guy is named jude!”
by ieatkids<3 October 24, 2024
Jude is an amazing girl!She has to end out with a man named Johnny It is the rules!!She is brave and loves adventurers
by GrammerNerd01 October 23, 2019
Jude is an amazing person dont ever let him go. If you ever find yourself a Jude hold on to him. He cares more about you than he does anyone else, would do anything for you. His smile is contagious and his kisses are amazing. He always knows what to say to make your day better.
Person 1: Is that Jude?
Person 2: Yea thats him, look at that smile!
Person 1: I can only imagine what it feels like to kiss him
Person 2: lucky me I don't have to I already know
Person 2: really whats it like?
Person 1: it's amazing he is an amazing kisser
Person 3: I'm in love with Jude
Person 2: Yea thats him, look at that smile!
Person 1: I can only imagine what it feels like to kiss him
Person 2: lucky me I don't have to I already know
Person 2: really whats it like?
Person 1: it's amazing he is an amazing kisser
Person 3: I'm in love with Jude
by Chicken_Tenders_r_d_bomb! July 04, 2022