Jude… he’s hard to put into words, but I’ll try. talking to him feels like sunlight spilling into your day, soft and warm, making everything brighter. you can see Jesus in him, in the way he moves, speaks, and simply is. he’s brilliant, effortlessly gifted, and somehow shines at every sport he tries.
he’s 5’8” with soft brunette hair and eyes the color of rich, melted chocolate — the kind that makes you catch your breath at first glance. and honestly, he’s breathtaking in every way, inside and out, the kind of person who lingers in your thoughts long after he’s gone.
he’s 5’8” with soft brunette hair and eyes the color of rich, melted chocolate — the kind that makes you catch your breath at first glance. and honestly, he’s breathtaking in every way, inside and out, the kind of person who lingers in your thoughts long after he’s gone.
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I pledge allegiance, to the Jude, the greatest man of America. And to the Jude, for which he stands, one Jude, the ultimate god, indivisible, with sacrifice and Jude for all.
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Get the Jude mug.Sexy.Annoying. Always goes on with his mates with xbox. Has a girlfriend he loves but she puts up with him being annoying. Might be sexy, but annoying
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The most overrated player of all time, survived purely because of horny fangirls (one of them being Gareth Southgate). A little known fact is that he has superpowers! He can disappear for up to 90 minutes and has demonstrated this power many times like in the Euro 2024 final against Spain.
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Jude the dude is lewd and is crude who was subdued and sued after watching the Croods nude though the judge was not very shrewd.
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