judhanny

Noun
1. A baby
2. Someone is incapable of opening easy-open cans.
3. A person who sleeps with a stuffed dog named after a dessert.

Verb
1. To really enjoy cuddling
2. To eat like a hypopotamus without gaining much weight.
3. To sleep all day

Pass me Mr. Cheesecake, i feel like being a judhanny tonight.

Stop acting like a judhanny, 3 year olds don't cry.

How can you judhanny all that food and still be 100 pounds?

I judhanny with my boyfriend when i have not seen him in a long time.

I judhannied and woke up at 4pm eventhough i went to sleep early.

by zIggImar February 27, 2010

Judas Pig

A person you will always deny having intimate relations with or fornicating with because of their grotesque looks or size, a judas pig can be male or female. Most judas pig situations begin at happy hour and involve cheap alcoholic beverages. The encounter with the judas pig will usually cause the victim to shower in scalding hot water and soap in a futile attempt to scrub the judas pig from ones memory. Most std clinics offer discount testing for encounters with judas pigs.

"That girl was a judas pig, I will never admit to hitting it even if my life depended on it." "Stop being a judas pig, I saw you kissing him at the friday's parking lot." "Why are some guys such judas pigs, they will never admit to hooking up with the not so great looking girls?"

by itsoktobeyou May 3, 2013

judders

Phonetic representation of what happens when you try and get it on with a female cow when it very cold.

And then, just when I was about to get the gold top, my peevle got the judders.

by ninjabadger May 24, 2004

Judas

Someone who sells out his homies by invariably living selfishy. Tends to knock up broke ass mexi-hoes that are shaped like a potato. Usually the loser older brother of an Italian family with "Fredo syndrome"

Damn! Sally from the Vally pulled a Judas on me again! Guess he gotta feed that chubster hoe of his again!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

judd

To tell someone to pick up their shit and get the hell out, and be entirely justified in doing so.

My roomie is such a pig, I'm just going to judd him.

by Kgus January 17, 2008

Judd

the dumbest motherfucker ever and the gayest

Judd is dumb

by charlie hines October 8, 2019

Judased

The verb form of Judas.
(Judas = An individual whom sells out his/her friends for thier own personal benefit.)

"Dude, I got Judased by my best friend the other day."

"What happened?"

"He asked my sister out."

by MTucker89 February 10, 2010