Johannes

Most likely a ginger, but a cool on at that, if you ever stumble into a Johannes, take the opportunity and ask him where the gold is.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.

Look over there! That's probably a Johannes

by MynameisnotJohannes February 2, 2021

jotham

a meaningless wrinkled beast trapped in the hounds of hell. see wanker

"You Jotham!" "stop Jotham-ing my daughter!"

by jotban May 29, 2003

Johanne

A black nigga who always wants beef

Oh shit it’s johanne
Frik run he’s gonna drop us (or at least try to and fail)

by TheBoyNextDoor69 January 23, 2018

jithamitra

A quasi-intellectual tam brahm (tamil brahmin - the elitest of the elite in the Indian caste system) also doubling up as an alarm clock

Oh fuck, I wish Jithamitra had a snooze button!

by Callgirl2002 February 5, 2010

Johannsen

a self centered son of a bitch typically a whore monger.

That man is a bad johannsen.

by Joeseph W. Pidrick March 29, 2008

Johann

The biggest bum

Johann is sooo a bum

by Urban dict boy December 31, 2018

Johannes

Midget… all i have to say.

Your as low as johannes.

by Pocketshot226 September 6, 2021