Jonnying

Back-alley, In-the-skip style of sex. Often used as a lighter, funnier way of joking about gang-rape. When said in a deep throaty voice can give the perfect impression of a randy tramp.

Example 1.
Dirty Mike: "Oi, Unclean Pete, getcho ass over here. I see a young man in need of a good ol' Jonnying. Cover me boys, Ima goin' in!"

Example 2.
Wife: Are you okay sweetheart?"
Husband: Well, they sure gave me a roight Jonnying!"
(Laugh Comically)

by KingSnotty April 14, 2011

Jonny

Jonny:a smelly cunt from kildare,jonny is overweight and smells worse than slurry,he has greasy hair and is uncomfortable to be around.

Guy1:Jesus what’s that smelly
Guy2:oh look it’s jonny
Guy1:ah I was wondering what that smell was

by Crow 1234 February 20, 2019

jonny shine

(also known as JonElf) the coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that?' a lot. He also will bring breakfast into your room every morning cos he is the best

how was your day today?
it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room

sounds like a real Jonny Shine

by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020

Jonny Roberts

When you do something in a video game of great pride, you find this in your pants.

OMG! QUAD HEADSHOT! I JUST DID A JONNY ROBERTS IN MY PANTS!

by IDontWantYouToKnowMyName May 26, 2010

Jonny

A jonny is a chagaloo, pigaleh, big boy who thrives off of in-n-out and d-riding. Usually
known as a “Big Jonny”, they only
have clothing of a size XXL and is known for putting buffets out of business.

🩲💩

Wow look at Jonny ordering all
those post mates and uber eats meals.

by Bigaleh Jonny May 23, 2023

Jonny Kim

Ex-Navy Seal, Graduated at Harvard Medical School, and became an Astronaut. His father was shot to death by the police after pulling a gun out on him and his family. He graduated from BUD/S and was assigned to SEAL Team 3. Studied at Harvard Medical School and was inspired to become an Astronaut.

Jonny Kim is the most badass and hard working person to have ever lived.

by Inethiu June 5, 2024

jonnys fantasy

putting your face between megan foxs boobs and blowing also known as a fun day

"i could go for a jonnys fantasy right now that would be a fun day"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009