Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

Jonny White

Saying you're too 'drunk' or to 'tired' to go out and then end up having an amazing night.

You did a Jonny white last night

by Sunnyko2 November 8, 2016

Jonny

A Person or Animal that is Constantly Annoying

"Jonny, Stop Being Annoying"

by Haydos.17 June 11, 2019

Jonny

Likes girls called Kayleigh

Jonny

by Bigcrazyfrogg November 23, 2021

Jonny

He’s desperate for women and is on the verge of being a simp. He listens to the Weeknd and acts like he can relate to him. He respects women as well.

Cam: Hey Jonny you see that girl over there?
Jonny: Ou Damn I’m about to simp!!

by CameronGreigIsASimp May 5, 2020

Jonny

Huge, the fattest fuck in the Xbox party

Jonny is fat asf

by Joe mama 247 on my dock January 31, 2022

Jonny Hale

A camp and very queer person. Often used by homosexuals as a symbol for their people and a true pioneer in their beliefs and values. Can also be used to described as an erection over a man.

I'm so Jonny Hale over Bryndon right now.

by stereotype May 3, 2014