lil jon

one of the worst rappers out there - the kind of guy who brings rap music its bad stereotypes.
does nothing except bastardise the English language in his music and randomly yell 'YEEEAAAH!', OKAAAYYY!', 'WHAAAATTT!' and 'CRUUUNK!' like a retard.
a god for wiggers and poseurs everywhere.

lil jon is a prime example of what too much 'purple drank' will do to you.

by abbas224 August 5, 2007

don jon

A guy that can get any girl even though he's an asshole he does not do the relationship type of shit.

Girl 1: there's that guy they call "don jon"
Girl 2: he's such a asshole , knowing he can get any girl he wants

by abcmale October 8, 2015

Jon Cryer

One of those shits you take that's so huge and hard that you start to tear up in the middle of it. The name Jon Cryer isn't referring to the actor as a person but his name seemed fitting for this situation.

Dude, I had such a huge Jon Cryer last night, I actually started to pray to God to help me finish.

by KCguy42 December 21, 2010

Jon Rey

-Naming a child "Jon Rey" means he's going to be the most successful man/woman in the world.
-Word can be interchanged with handsome,smart,talented,friendly and honest
-A person who is named Jon Rey is automatically an alpha
-A person with a big dick

Filthy pleb: How can you be this good at the game what the hell??!
Jon Rey: You could say I have the "Jon Rey" genes.
Filthy pleb: I will now bend over for you my lord.

by Yernoj August 22, 2016

Jon-Snowing

The act of a group of friends surprising another friend with a sign stating something relating to the friend and then taking turns or simultaneously killing him or her, all whilst saying "for the blank", with the blank replaced with a term or phrase representative of the person or the situation.

"You alright, mate? You seemed to have lost all your items."
"Well, I wouldn't have if my friends hadn't gone through with FUCKING JON-SNOWING ME!!!"

by scrchngfrs December 15, 2015

jon kitna

verb. to give away. named after jon kitna, the former seattle, cinci and now lions quarterback who has made an art form of giving footballs and games away.

"i saw that pile of old clothes in your garage, what's up with 'em"

"aw, i'm gonna jon kitna 'em to goodwill"

"loser"

by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008

Jon Stewart

Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, Jon Stewart took over The Daily Show in 1999 and has since recieved several Emmys. Stewart hosts the fake news show with correspondents Ed Helms, Rob Corddry, and Dan Bakkedahl, who are comic geniuses in and of themselves. Jon lives in NYC with his wife and son.

"Thanks for watching, I'm Jon Stewart. Here it is - your Moment of Zen."

by HeatherLovesCorddry December 28, 2005