John

This abomination of a being can destroy the universe by using 0.1 percent of his power. He usually hides his fat in his disposable miniature pocket universes that he has in his magic pockets , but there have been incidents in other dimensions where the parallel John (which is not as powerful as the John in this universe) destroyed 1 billion other dimensions which teared a hole in the multiverse by accidentally letting out 10 percent of his power.

Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power

Eminem: something’s wrong, I can feel it
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble

John: LAUGHS IN JOHN

by Joguan 69420 November 14, 2019

John

John is one of the best people you will ever meet he will hang out with you but thats the side he fakes when he is alone he thinks about his life and he might cry for know reason and he won't tell you why when he has a girlfriend he treats her like a queen there is not a thing that comes between him and his girlfriend

P.s my name is john

Hay John why are you down today. I don't want to talk about it is personal

by Johnleder October 9, 2018

John

Hes the sweetest guy you'll meet. Hes shy if you dont know him and he doesn't easily open up, however when he does its because he truly cares for you as a Friend or partner. Hes often smart, but doesn't try hard enough to realize and hes loyal till the day you die.

I'm fine I have loyal Friends like John in my life.

by Fantasy Writer October 5, 2017

John

John is the best Fortnite player in the world but gets nervous a lot but still good at Fortnite

John is the best Fortnite player ever

by Epic games employee May 28, 2019

John

this kid shits his pants at motive, don't be a John....

bro 1: my farts fucking stinks

bro 2:dont be a John, he shits his pants

by MyShitStinks May 3, 2019

John

John is an amazing human bein he cares for his loved ones an he has his special places with those loved ones. He is so gorgeous inside and out n he deserves the best in the world. He will treat you with all the respect as long as you respect him back cause once you fuck up that’s it! Do everythin you can to keep John in your life because he’s the best person that will ever come into your life and he will make you the happiest version of you

Arrrrr that johns leng yenoooo

by Johns bird xo March 19, 2021

John

This name is the best name in the world. it is defiantly better than the name "Cole". John is very sexy, hot, smart, manly, brave, and nice. I love the name John

John is hot

by XxTOASTYxX January 25, 2018