When a fat, greasy bar man hunts you down because you wont take your wood away and there's a band coming at 6 but your stranded due to adverse weather conditions and your trying to find a canoe
Look you jobsworth spam dagger.. i'm trying to get a canoe to get to you but i might not be there before the band gets there at 6 so you might have to be a hero and cut the wood with your fat spam axe.
by Bryoan April 19, 2012
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by FireSSJ February 16, 2019
Get the scuffed steve jobs mug.Jabes is a crazy ass grandma that goes by the name of Jordan Bishop. He recently cut his hair and got contacts, although he does look like a babe, there is no hiding his crazy instincts.
by Loverboy5 July 25, 2010
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Sister: Can you pour me cereal?
Brother: (no response)
Sister: (starts to intellectually stare and folds her hands across her body)
Brother: What are you doing?
Sister: Steve Jobsing you.
Brother: (no response)
Sister: (starts to intellectually stare and folds her hands across her body)
Brother: What are you doing?
Sister: Steve Jobsing you.
by NJ Education Student October 25, 2011
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"I went out last night, pulled some girl and took her back to the towers, i knew it'll be alreet"
'did you do a jobson?'
"yea, said nothing to her, cupped her fanny and i was in"
'did you do a jobson?'
"yea, said nothing to her, cupped her fanny and i was in"
by lowfellsfinest January 30, 2010
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Get the Steve Jobs mug.A show on the Discovery Channel, hosted by Mike Rowe, that shows the ins and outs of dirty and tedious jobs that make civilized life possible for the rest of us. Each week Rowe does the job on location with a team of experts, and often utilizes sarcasm and humor to cover his frustration and disgust. And you can tell when Rowe hates what he's doing. One of the most disgusting jobs he did was being a sewer cleaner, making molds from sharks and artificially enseminating horses.
Dirty Jobs is disgusting, but very entertaining, and shows me the jobs to actually avoid in this life.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com November 14, 2009
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