jewdomize

Jewdomize. Jew·om·ize. verb. The definition of jewdomize is to perform unnatural or abnormal sexual intercourse on a person threw a hole in a sheet while dressed in full Hasidic attire. When you penetrate a person anally thew a hole in a sheet, this is an example of when you jewdomize that person.

My friend marty went to a bar mitzvah and was Jewdomized in the coat room by a man dressed as a Hasidic Jew.

by Restowrod73 May 31, 2017

Angry Jeweler

An altruistic jeweler from Minnesota who finally got fed up and is searching for accountability as loudly as she possibly can by teaching self advocacy.

The Angry Jeweler knows that most of which is legal is not lawful, but she worries not about this paradox, since she knows that "Person who can will (exercise volition) has a right to refuse to will (withhold consent)."

by Hennalady September 2, 2010

jewdar

An innate or learned ability to detect and prevent an unfortunate situation, generally of a financial nature and in a dealing with a Jew, where one would be subjected to a bad deal, agreement, theft, or other form of loss.

Can you believe that kike was trying to pass that Rollex clone off as the real thing? He was even asking $1,000 for it. It is a good thing that my jewdar was working.

by Alpha Aquarius January 18, 2009

jewdar

An ability to find the best bargains anywhere in the shopping vicinity. Based on the stereotypical, yet often held true by Jews, belief that Jews are cheap.

"Hey! My Jewdar is going off! This way to the dollar store!"

by jewcygirl April 18, 2006

jewel

1. The best singer/songwriter/artist/poet/
humanitarian to ever live.
2. Perfect; Godly
3. Queen of all

Jesus is to Christians
as
Jewel is to music...(does that make sense? lol)

by Michele "Jewelnumber1fan" January 23, 2004

jawed

souix falls, south dakota

i'm playing basketball and i'm told "you want me to jawed you?" and i have no idea what it means so i ask. it means ;hit ;punch ;fight. he showed me by moving his fist to his "jaw" clever eh.... change a noun to a verb by adding a suffix ed.

You want me to jawed you. (with an angry voice) this happened ten years ago so i doubt that it is used to much today... at least i've never ever heard the word uttered again an....... ephemeral word.... guess i was at the right place and time to witness it.... maybe you guys can resusitate the poor fellow at urban dictionary

by justin shaw June 21, 2006

Jeed up (or G'd up)

The original term was used to describe brand new clothes that one would spend a lot of money or "G's" (thousands of dollars) in order to purchase the outfit that one was wearing...

I think a Dr. Dre song has a rapper off of Chronic: 2001 saying this, and it goes, "Jeed up (or G'd up) from the feet up in my G'd up apparel."

by WhitestMike September 13, 2009