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jehovahs wasness

someone who used to be, but no longer is a practicing jehovahs witness.
he used to bang on doors, but no more, that dude's a jehovahs wasness.
by cowboyjunkie May 19, 2008
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Jenko

Jenko is a nickname given to someone with the last name Jenkins. It describes someone who has a big nose and a micropenis. They tend to be rich and have bisexual tendencies. A Jenko will also try and make you believe they are good at sports but they really aren't.
Person A: "Hey Jenko, wanna hang out?"
Jenko: "Sure, let me go ask my butler for a ride to your house"
by TreeHugger1611 May 20, 2021
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Jehovah

The name of God. Saying it warrants getting stoned to death by an angry mob consisting of women pretending to be men.
Now look! NO ONE is to stone ANYONE until I blow this whistle! Understand!? Even if- And I want to make this absolutely clear- even if they do say, "Jehovah!"
*is promptly stoned to death by mob of angry women pretending to be men*
by Intelligence001 January 29, 2019
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jennova

A famous artist from New Zealand. Her artist name is a combination of her real name and her love for final fantasy 7.
Jennova is a pretty awesome person
by Jennova December 19, 2016
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Jehovahed

GETTING jehovahed A UNWANTED PERSON COMES INTO MY YARD AND GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS BY MY DOG WHILE RUNNING FOR THE FENCE
Did you see that?
My dog just Jehovahed that unwanted person in my yard

SEE: Jehovah's Witnesses, Jehovah's
Witness and Jehova's Witness for comparison (they run and make the fence)
by CORNFUEL January 15, 2009
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jehovahed

The act of being approached by a person belonging to the Jehovah Witness faith and then subsequently being offered propaganda reading material
Dude, when i was waiting for the bus this morning, i totally got jehovahed
by Mr. Olson December 13, 2007
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Jehovahnized

Meaning, when you got screwed over by a jehovah's witness believer!
Friend: "Oh no, you have a bill for $432 dollars on a bible purchase!"

Victim: "Please don't tell me that I....??"

Friend: "Yep, you got jehovahnized!
by htcme January 21, 2010
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