Jordan 

Jordan begged nicely for titties

Michael : "Yo Jake, did Jordan get titties?"
Jake : "Yeah, Jordan got titties from an 70 years old woman because he begged nicely."

Jordan by IGetTitties June 20, 2023

Jordan 

The prettiest girl in her entire high school. She's perfect and has a million friends and has the best reputation. She's close to everyone like her family, her gazillion friends, and the guys. She knows right from wrong and is incredibly smart. She's a ducky, and she's KRISPY. She laughs all the time and her full name is totally black. Jordan . <3

Jordan is pronounced JOR-din not JOR-dan.

Jordan by welovejb September 11, 2011

Jordan 

A guy who seems sweet and nice at first but once you get to know him he's a douche. Has little to no regard for the feelings of others and cares only for himself. Jordans are very horny guys that will do anything to get laid. Do not fall for one.

Jordan's a dick
I know

Jordan by XenaRage June 9, 2011

jordan 

when someone is lying about unbelievable feats and accomplishments.

Darryl: As a High school senior 1986 I lead Westchester County in three pointers.

Elliot: There were no three pointers in High school in 1986.

Another friend yells out (Jordan) indicating Darryl is lying

jordan by teamnegativetweet January 26, 2012

Jordan 

This guy may be the one you think you're looking for, but don't be fooled, Jordan's can be the most cruel bitches ever... They'll love you for a while then drop your ass.. They be like MOOOOVEEE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY BITCH... Yep he probably is a total d!#k and has that one really cute friend... Hen basically does every sport and thinks he's good at all of them.... On a positive note Jordans can be very fun loving,musical guys that love anything that gets em dirty.. <3

You see that guy over there??

Yeah, he's a dick..

He's a Jordan for sure...

Jordan by RosellaHighland February 8, 2014

Jordan 

A girl of natural beauty who is kind to everyone. She's extremely talented, though she may not believe it all the time, but her friends are there to support her. They understand how wonderful, amazing, weird, and caring she is. She is also bright, and plans for an exciting future. Anyone who meets her can instantly see her inspiring, but also animated, character.

I will never forget Jordan. She's my best friend!

Jordan by Melody (MissMaj) March 13, 2014

Jordan 

A little kid who steals your shit and team name

Revo: Jordan u bish imma kill u if u don't giv meh mi stufz beck

Jordan by Storyteller/Pinocchio January 5, 2015