frozen jonny

A shit in a condom frozen used for a dildo.

Jenna "Pass me the frozen jonny!!!"

by Moncho123yehyt May 18, 2019

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Jonny depp

Shoving 3 fingers into her arse and getting no response

I did the Jonny depp and she didn't even flinch

by Scissorsensation May 6, 2022

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Jonny Apples

Another Word For Fentanyl Suckers

Hey Homies Can I Come Thru And Pick Up Some Of Those Jonny Apples

by Krazie Jon February 25, 2008

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jonnys fantasy

putting your face between megan foxs boobs and blowing also known as a fun day

"i could go for a jonnys fantasy right now that would be a fun day"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

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Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

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