The Joker

When you go down on a chick on her period well after she holds you back and tells you to stop, that's when you look at her with blood on your face and say, "let's put a smile on that face!!!!", then proceed to continue.

"Oh my god he gave me the Joker last night"
-"well sometimes heroes don't wear capes Samantha"

by Blanches April 1, 2017

joker round

A term used by sport tipping websites where the tipper elects a round of his/her choice to have their total points doubled for that particular round. For example, in a round of AFL there are 9 games. If a player elects a particular round to be used as their joker round and they get 5 games correct, their score will be doubled to 10.

Boxy: I can't believe I am already 5 points off the pace after round 1. I really thought that Essendon would get up over the Suns. Luckily I still have 3 joker rounds to play to stage a comeback.

Crafty: Use them wisely dead shit!

by Cr@fty A August 11, 2016

Pussy Joker

Pussy Joker was a saying used to refer to common low level street mugs on the Streets of the greater New York area in the 1930's. In the Modern era it is Commonly used to refer to men who trawl dating apps such as tinder looking for a woman to be associated with a cat, talk a about a cat or reference any feline in any form. Then they pounce making an inane outdated innuendo using the word pussy. they then proceed to high five themselves and look extremely smug.

GAZZA; Hey chad check out think chick on tinder shes totes into cats all her profile photos have a cat in them
CHAD: oi bro tell her she has a nice pussy *CHORTLE CHORTLE*
GAZZA: *types nice pussy*
CHAD: nice one bro!
High fives all round.

Tinder cat girl: hey Stacey why are all the guys on tinder such fucking pussy jokers???

by XRAYs January 2, 2017

Joker Kitchen

The scene of one of the most magnificent moments of history

"Hey Dimitri, I just had a crazy hamburger from made in the Joker Kitchen"
"Damn Limstoph, I have never been more jealous of anyone in all my 69 years on this earth"

by Dry_Moisture December 11, 2020

Joker

An evil man who steals and is racist.

BLM BLM BLM. Joker be like

by eviljokeman December 13, 2020

Joker's Puns

Cringe

A: Did you hear some of Joker's Puns?
B: Yeah bro they're cringe smh.

by pogchampnotcringesmh November 19, 2020

judgment joker

judgment joker is a pokemon. gardevoir.

judgment joker! Wario likes it in the nuts.

by Eren Yeeter November 19, 2020