by Dc0118 February 28, 2021
When you watch so much television that you become glued to both it and the couch, eventually losing touch with reality, and believing that you are the television, so that you must look in the mirror in order to watch television.
After believing their neighbors were on extended vacation, the Wilsons, upon noticing strange noises coming from their neighbors' house, called 911. Police discovered the whole family had succumbed to a very serious attack of T.V.-itis. Every family member was glued to a chair with hand-held mirrors, portraying their favorite television shows.
by JamMom February 26, 2018
the cure for charlee-itis.
im very sorry Charlee Tingate, you have charlee-itis and the only way to cure you is to infect you with jazza-itis.
by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018
A girl named katelynn who smells really bad and constantly reads porno books and does get dick down every opportunity she gets.
by bad bitch paper January 31, 2024
A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.
There are no known cures.
There are no known cures.
A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.
by DCA1981 August 05, 2022
: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.
When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.
by Jenyrose October 23, 2022
by The Ole Dude February 10, 2023