Irish Subway

A place that makes some hot subs, apart from the fact that they serve it on cake.

Jimmy: Did you ever get a Irish Subway sandwich?

John: Yeah, they sweet as fuck!

by OriginAstaroth February 05, 2021

Irish Lawnmower

Sheep

I had to take my Irish lawnmower to the vet:

by SO12345 December 26, 2020

Irish goggles

1. A less frequently encountered synonym for <Irish sunglasses>.

2. Supposedly some obscure porn term describing the ballsack placed over the woman's eyes. I have never personally come across this in use but that's what a few slang wiktionaries seem to say.

Paddy: Ay mate, I reckon I must've got a bit pished last night and there's no sign of me wife today. Any chance you've seen her?
Non-Irish neighbour: Well last time I saw her she was running out of your house sporting a pair of Irish goggles.
Paddy: Aw bollocks...

by resplendent_doug November 08, 2023

Irish Cousin

A relative around your same age but no one is really sure how exactly you are related or if you are actually even related by blood.

So he is my grandmother's half sisters cousin's kids kid?

Yes, you are irish cousins now go play while grown ups drink.

by Bobby Bob's house of bobsNbobs February 01, 2020

Irish hello

When you no show an event you're supposed to attend.

I think i will just pull an Irish hello and no show the Halloween party I was supposed to attend.

by BOOMER1212 October 29, 2022

Irish rebellion

Not following the rules

My mom told me to go to school, so I pulled an Irish rebellion and didn’t

by WreckingBar May 14, 2020

Irish Dinglehosen

An expert fighting move used in the hood where one trips the opponent and kicks them straight up into the air while throwing four leaved clovers at them.

Guy 1: Ayy man, did u hear about the hood fight? I heard Jerome pulled an Irish Dinglehosen.
Guy 2: y u always lyin

by Amethyst Watermelon February 20, 2016