Irish-American

Americans who realise (or not)that everyone else in the world thinks they are retards and so desperately try to cling onto some other form of identity. Their surname is Irish thus almost proving that about 5 generations ago they must have had an Irish relative. They are therefore at least 1/32th Irish - the other 31/32th's are irrelevant - only the surname counts. Irish-Americans have most likely never been to Ireland and display no Irish traits and to anyone else would appear only American. However, they are still Irish and you should address them as such. The fact that most white American blood is that of the dastardly English is irrelevant.

Just about every American I've met described themselves as Irish-American, and I lived there. If it's not Irish then it's German, Swedish, Scottish etc. etc. Never ever English.

by SmartColin April 18, 2006

irish music

The best music in the world yes by the way I am Irish ☘️ not telling you specifics btw it contains a banjo flute an fiddle

He dude Irish music is the best

by Irish ☘️ JJ May 30, 2018

Irish latte

A guy ejaculates into a girls anus then inserts a vibrator into anus to fluff semen. Girl then pours hot coffee into his anus then squats over him and squirts the fluffed semen from her anus into his anus. Girl then drinks mixer out of his anus.

Connie drank a irish latte out if Alec's hairy butthole.

by Bonnie roast beef October 3, 2022

Irish twins

Children, born in succession within one year

They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Irish-American

An American with an identifiably Irish name who is all or mostly Irish in ancestry. They are detested by their snobbish kin in Ireland who revile them as wannabes and "plastic paddies." Much like the American Indian, they also used to be detested by their fellow Americans but now are romanticized and thought to be spiritual and numinous. Also much like the American Indian, however, they are actually much more likely to be found passed out drunk in the gutter than engaged in any wholesome spiritual pursuits.

Irishman: Feck off, you plastic, wannabe worm. When we need more money for the IRA we will talk to you some more and maybe, just maybe, we will let you lick our boots some while you are getting out your wallet.
Irish-American: *sigh*

Regular American: OMG, your name is Sullivan (or O'Toole or Ryan, etc.) That is so cool! Do you have, like, elven magic and stuff?!

IA: *sigh*

by enfant terrible December 4, 2019

Irish-American

Some poor Irish family in the 1800s left the Emerald Isles due to famine and sailed to America. Thus, they created new lives in American society, yet over a century onwards their great-great-great-great grandchildren insist that they are Irish. Even though they have never set foot on Irish turf in their life. It is an insult to the Irish nation and the Americans do get the piss taken for making such ridiculous claims. The Irish find it boring when, on holidays in the USA, the locals try to emphasise their Irishness. It doesn't work.

A - Oh, this guy I met in New York was telling me that he was Irish too.
B - Really? Whereabouts here is he from?
A - Well, he's never actually been to Ireland before, but his great-great-great grandfather sailed over to New York from Ireland in 1862...
B - Awh not another one of them eejits who insists that they're Irish?!
A - Yeah, I just nodded and supressed my laughter/anger!

by LSJ April 18, 2005

Irish Jump Start

The Irish Jump Start is a sexual position where a man has doggy style sex with his women, right before climax the man attaches a defibrillator to each of the womans ass cheeks. When the voltage is switched on the sudden surge of electricity causes the womans vagina to tighten up.

I was banging this chick doggy style, and right before I busted a nut, I hooked up a defibrillator to her ass cheeks and hit the switch making her pussy get really tight. I gave her an Irish Jump Start.

by Fat Bastid November 28, 2006