Infiniti Wipe

A term used for the endless amounts of toilet paper usage on your anus after an explosive shit.

The last infiniti wipe I had was after I ate at Chipotle three times in one day and I used an entire roll of toilet paper on that poop.

by JsBerries March 7, 2015

Infinity Nap

When you die

I'm miserable, and I can't wait until my life is over so I can take an infinity nap.

by Eustace November 19, 2013

infinity to the infinity to the infinity

bigger than infinity, infinity plus one, infinity plus two, infinity times two, infinity squared, infinity squared plus one, infinity cubed, and infinity to the infinity.

P1: "i win infinity times"
P2: "i win infinity plus one times"
P1: "i win infinity plus two times"
P2: "i win infinity times two times"
P1: "i win infinity squared times"
P2: "i win infinity squared plus one times"
P1: "i win infinity cubed times"
P2: "i win infinity to the infinity times"
P1: "i win infinity to the infinity to the infinity times"

by FirstLetter71 September 22, 2025

Infinity discord war period

From June to the end of july, all users must constantly participate in "beefing" with each other.

Kolex: move the user troopers away from vc 1 and into vc 2 its an "infinity discord war period"

by Pasodyeoum June 27, 2023

patch of infinity

bandaging up a permanent scar. pointlessness.

why doesn't rob get a nose job?
that would just be a patch of infinity

by fuckoffdick December 12, 2010

Infinity Win

Stephen Colbert.

Stephen Colbert IS infinity win. He is the epitome. The most epic. The most basic definition of win.

The infinite win.

by Teh Nibblorz September 9, 2010

Infinity

If there are an infinite number of natural numbers, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two natural numbers, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and an infinite number of fractions in between any two of those fractions, and... then that must mean that there are not only infinite infinities, but an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities. and an infinite number of those infinities, and... (infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and that infinitely times. and...) continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and that continues forever. and.....(…)…

That there are infinite natural numbers is the central property of infinity.

by Infiniteeee October 12, 2025