mud pud

A sloppy, loose, dirty, smelly pussy

Natalie has the biggest mud puddle.

by Mrsoliz October 12, 2017

mud facial

when you pin someone down and shit on their face

jake made me so mf angry so i gave him a mud facial

by imasniffer July 8, 2019

Mud dragon

I really long turd

I just laid a mud dragon in your bathroom

by Tony DANZA February 24, 2015

mud puddler

Man who likes to remove other peoples faeces and play with it.

I meet this gorgeous guy who happens to be a mud puddler

by Sacha in OZ June 15, 2008

mud raft

The act of shitting on a girl's tits and motorboating them mercilessly.

Yo Chad, you get with Gina last night? Damn John that girl's a freak, she let me Mud Raft her and her mom.

by McBroli August 22, 2017

mud job

This is when the girl wipes her hand in mud and tugs on your penis like there is no tomorrow.

Boy: I met a girl last night she gave me a mud job
Other boy:what's that?
Boy: let's just say there's a lot of mud and my cock is like a fucking tomato

by girtygeff123 March 14, 2015

Mud People

A hardcore white supremacist term for all non-European descent people. Especially darker skinned people.

I’m not dealing with any Mexicans. Their mud people

by Sicilian Cowboy July 6, 2023