morning marble

The female equivalent of morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris.

Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.

Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble

by alfalfa31 March 22, 2016

morning kill

A Morning Kill is basically when you had Morning Sex.

"I got a Morning Kill baby"- said Kyle to Salim

by SYB DaeDae December 9, 2021

morning maple

When you wake up in the morning drenched cum but don’t remember anything

Ya I woke up today with a morning maple

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

morning glue

The result of having sex or masturbating vigorously and going to sleep without washing up. Upon waking up, genitals may be firmly stuck to thighs, other genitals, or simply glued shut, depending on gender and sleeping position. The only cure is a hot shower, and the only prevention is a handy towel.

I woke up with morning glue after banging Sally last night. I had to peel my junk off my thigh just to walk to the shower.

by Road Waste December 1, 2010

morning milk

When you wake up and just have to nut on your girlfriends chest

I spilled my morning milk all over her chest

by Methusala June 18, 2018

Morning stream

When a wamen wakes up with a wet puss puss.

Hey! That woman just had a morning stream!

by Morning Stream January 13, 2020

morning pizza

Ya know when ya have spare pizza from the party and you save it for brekkie the next morning? Well that’s morning pizza. Suck it bitch

Can 4 pizzas do we can have spare morning pizza

by maeandjoearethebest July 26, 2019