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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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and i got the soda

i want someone to buy this on a shirt
so like yeah <3 and i got the soda
by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020
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I got a bird no pigeon

Dip Ur auntie
I got a bird no pigeon
by Dr Adams February 17, 2021
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I Got My Sinovac Shot

The slogan printed on a badge, mask, or T-shirt worn by most CCP members, who want to proudly announce to the world that they have faith in their homemade half-baked vaccine, which has yet to be WHO-approved—in the name of vaccine nationalism, no health risks would deter them from being jabbed.
In a number of cities with a significant number of foreigners, outside local hospitals, vaccinated residents are offered a “I Got My Sinovac Shot” sticker for putting their trust in their locally made life-saving product.
by MathPlus March 26, 2021
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i got ya plate

Its over. Done. Cooked. Sealed. Delivered. Finished. Fucked.
Bro, i got ya plate, its done.

I stole your girl and got ya plate.
by Kinchkids June 9, 2022
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I Got Bigger Dicks To Suck!

A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"
Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"

Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"
by NNapples was in use August 14, 2022
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I got hit by a bus

Can be used to define multiple things like getting Covid which I have right now or you literally got hit by a bus
Person1 I got hit by a bus person2 sucks to suck
by Fuck horace mann September 4, 2022
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