Hyper Vigilent

It's when you pull the pin from a grenade....?

I was just told I need Major Surgery. Now I am hyper vigilent !

by puppyfsh October 12, 2023

Pulling a hyper

The act of committing to something only to bail last minute.

Praying no one is pulling a hyper at aod tonight.

by hyperking December 15, 2020

hyper dude

N. A male who’s above an alpha male in the social hierarchy, achieved by having a Manhood that won’t shatter like glass from being compassionate, good human beings. Each good deed a hyper dude commits adds to their manliness.

Ok ‘Alpha Male,’ since I’m a Hyper Dude I’ll clean up your mess while you rant on twitter about the left ruining everything.

by HyperDudeCrimsonCowboy March 20, 2024

Hyper Nonce

A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action

I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter

State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!

What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce

by Grazzyb March 1, 2019

Hyper Flipping

Polysubstance experience of using DMT with MDMA

"I was rolling on some molly when I blasted off with my DMT. Ten minutes later I was hyper flipping with the Angels in bliss!"

by Capo2001 April 15, 2022

Hyper viality

A made up condition that infertile men use to say that their infertileness is caused by their sperm shooting through the egg instead of admitting they're real reason of infertleness

"I have hyper viality"
"is that a real thing? also your the worst pierce"
"it sure is"
"i'll let you believe that"

by VioletParr February 28, 2022

Hyper Semen

Experiencing hypoglycemia while being horny.

Susan: I strangely feel horny but anxious at the same time.
Jeffrey: ah...you have a case of the hyper semen.

by 3veD June 8, 2019