salty hedgehog

A living creature with bad hair (once was bald)that occasionally rains salty dandruff and is famous for being extremely salty and ginger. The creature is also easily roasted due to his lack of brain and hair. He also sounds like an American bee that is extremely annoying and irritating.

A: woah what's that? And why is it snowing salt?
B: that's just a salty hedgehog

A:Why is that hedgehog half bald?
B:It's a salty hedgehog!!!!

A:What is that salty ginger creature?
B:It's a salty hedgehog.

by BLOBBBCCCAAKKKEEENNNEEESSS June 30, 2017

Georgia Hedgetrimmer

When your cousin shaves then consumes your freshly shaved pubes

I received a Georgia Hedgetrimmer at the family reunion

by Pussyslayer4206666.9 February 16, 2018

Chocolate Hedgehog

When the toilet-brush gets caked in shit after being used to dislodge a particularly troublesome log, becoming a bristled turd-like entity. Looks remarkably like a down on it's luck Hedgehog

Oh dear, someone's had a massive shit. Now there's a Chocolate Hedgehog hiding in the corner. The dirty bastards.

by Turd-Like Terminology September 27, 2019

Jason Hodges

Baddest mother fucker to ever be born in January

Jason Hodges is the baddest mother fucker to come through these doors

by Baddest MF February 4, 2022

Zeke Hodge

Massive, girthy cock with a full 6-pack abs and insane chest definition. All the girls (and guys) swoon over him 24/7. He makes all the girls break up with their boyfriends just for a shot to rub their hand along his massively muscled shoulders.

Holy shit have you seen Zeke Hodge? He’s so sexy, I want to fuck him

by Beowulf007 April 26, 2023

clipping the hedges

To trim your nose hair.

Grace: you excited for that party?
Lindsey: Yeah, but I’ll need to clip the hedges first.
Grace: I would never go to a party without clipping the hedges.

by Rocklicker December 31, 2017

sonickid the hedgehog

an amino user that got banned for doing dumb shit

did you follow sonickid the hedgehog on amino

by Ashkid059 November 28, 2018